My Dearest Canine:

You have been a clingy toddler all day. You woke me up at 5:31am this morning to potty. I was hoping we would go back to sleep. Although you were a good girl, you refused to allow me to go back to sleep. After 2,467 kisses, 20 minutes of spooning and another 20 minutes of rubbing your belly and scratching your back...I gave up and made coffee. You have spent your entire day touching me and refused to go outside if I didn't go. I know you love me but get off of me. You're making me sweat. budget-saving wedding collection in vintage style

Love, Your Human